Soccer sucks
The Hollywood crowd, no doubt, has their eyes now trained on the Italian team, seeing that they’ve gotten one step further than the Argentinian Prima Donnas.
Gorgonzola dived in a most cheesy way, but it will ensure him fangirls considering his most dramatic dive.
Fettucino has just signed a contract for the next Hollywood Blockbuster, being one lanky, pallid skinned... wannabe
Basilico is still a greenhorn, or else he would not have done such a spectacular fall reminiscent of Neville Longbottom blowing up yet another cauldron.
I am truly disgusted. The Germ team started out so well. And went gradually downhill. How they could have tumbled into such a spectacular loss is beyond me. And proves my point:
The Final Score: Quidditch 394 : Football 0
And that is all I have to say on the subject of "football" *looks_disdainful*.
Thus ended the World Cup of Football/Soccer.
Gorgonzola dived in a most cheesy way, but it will ensure him fangirls considering his most dramatic dive.
Fettucino has just signed a contract for the next Hollywood Blockbuster, being one lanky, pallid skinned... wannabe
Basilico is still a greenhorn, or else he would not have done such a spectacular fall reminiscent of Neville Longbottom blowing up yet another cauldron.
I am truly disgusted. The Germ team started out so well. And went gradually downhill. How they could have tumbled into such a spectacular loss is beyond me. And proves my point:
The Final Score: Quidditch 394 : Football 0
And that is all I have to say on the subject of "football" *looks_disdainful*.
Thus ended the World Cup of Football/Soccer.