I, too, am baffled by people who don't take your generous advice to heart. I learned so much from the admins at TPP and I try to pass what I've learned on to other people so that all ships are lifted on a tide of proper comma usage and coherent narrative. Yeah, yeah, mostly we're still hull-deep in silt, but it doesn't stop us from trying.

On the other hand, a bath allows you to lift your prow above it all for a while. There, I've beaten that metaphor nigh unto death for you.