You have such a mature, professional opinion on reviews. If someone says anything even slightly negative or contrary about my story, I assume they dislike me as a writer and most probably think I'm a disgrace as a person, as well.

In fact, I think I'll say something to that effect in my next A/N: If you don't plan on squeeing all over your review, don't bother to leave one. And if anyone wants the next chapter, I'll need 30 overly-effusive reviews. And $500,000 in small, unmarked bills left in my driveway by midnight on the 15th.