Package?

I've just been informed that a package had arrived at our now disfunctional German address. Unfortunately, the people there returned it to sender. Not that they don't have my or Dorkboy's e-mail address, but alas, Germish efficiency *deep_sigh*.

If you have sent something to me in the shape of a package, and I have not thanked you for it, it's probably the one that is now on its way back to you. My sincere apologies; unfortunately, this is beyond my control. If it's you, e-mail me, please.